Monthly Archives: October 2011

10. James Takes Dance Class

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So. I went to Broadway Dance Center. I will surely try out Steps as well. It’s a bit …costly?:

10 class card that lasts 1 month: $150 ($15 per class)
5 class card that lasts 2 weeks: $75 (same per class)

So.  Once I figure… once I make it on the B’way, I’ll be able to afford taking dance classes all the time. So. At least I have a realistic game plan in mind.

BDC is 45th st between 8th and 9th.

My plan was to take a Beginner Contemporary class at 9:30, Basic Ballet at 12:00 and Advanced Beginner at 6:15. But whenI got there, I had to get a new card and everything. (You get this little red card that represents you and your account. They scan it whenever you come in to sign up for classes.) They suggest you get there 30 minutes before the class so you can make sure you get into the class. Kaylee (my roomie) suggests 45 minutes early. After signing up, I only had about 15 minutes to warm up so I decided not to take that contemporary class. BUT. One of my tap shoes is missing a screw. So I asked one of the dudes at the front desk where I could find a tap shoe screw. He told me about Vasili’s Shoe Repair (on 51st between 7th and 8th Ave). He said they repair B’way shoes. AH. I shall be B’way status and see Vasili. Sam Vasili.

So I went. It was awesome. He had a tap screw. It cost me $3. And he screwed it in for me. WIN.

OH. So when I went in to BDC in the morning, I reserved a spot in the two later classes. (You can and should do that.) So I went back and took my Ballet class. They have locker rooms at BDC, but I think you need to be VIP to use them. But that’s ok, cuz everyone brings their stuff into the class and puts it against the wall. I wore tight black jazz pants and a black v-neck. I need to buy tights though, cuz I’m hardcore. And the hardcore people were wearing tights. And Jeannie told me that it’s better to be over-dressed rather than underdressed. I agree. OH. And Kaylee sewed my ballet shoes for me last night. Super kind.

Ballet was kinda rough. Yes, it was basics. But I felt like I was drunk; I was so wobbly. It has been a while since I did ballet. (The class was 90 minutes.) We did a lot of stuff at the barre. And then we put them away and I felt even more wasted. I didn’t know how to move, I felt like. And then we were doing sautees (jumps), and the teach called me out for being an elephant. After I did my 16 changements, I looked up and she was frowning at me. She said, “Too loud. You’re not that big. You can be quiet.” And then she made me do them for the class. But alas, I was still being loud cuz I could’t figure out how to roll through my feet. I was just BOOM BOOM BOOM into my heels. She made someone else do it for me, but I still couldn’t get it. I practiced them in my apartment later but I was still BOOMBOOMBOOM. I shan’t give up. Oh, and we did a lot of relevees (um, standing on your tip-toes? for those who are unfamilsies with ballet). And I felt like my achilles was funna ‘SPLODE. The nice nice teacher (Dorit Koppel, HIGHLY recommended, by Kaylee and myself) said we should do relevees every day. She said doing them once a week is like eating once a week; not good enough. So. Another thing to practice in my room. OH. And I don’t really understand 4th position AT ALL. I always feel supes totes awkward. So Kaylee helped me with it on the subway, and I got a deeper plie out of it! YAY.

THEN. TAP. So the teacher was ill, so we had a sub. SUPER HOT. He was white and thug. But he had these WHITE tap shoes with a red heart on the back of each shoe. The class was challenging. I must have had scared face on cuz he came up to me while we were all practicing and he said, “You alright?” “Yes,” I said. I got my ass-kicked a bit but by the end of the class, I had pretty much conquered the rudiments. HaHA. I was/AM so proud of myself. And then on the subway home, Kaylee and I tapped all the way home. It made the subway ride go super fast. And barely ANYONE was bothered that we were tapping. I think a lot of people didn’t notice. But I am going to practice these tap routines cuz they was HARDDDDDDDDD. OH. I learned how to do a double wing today! It’s like a wing, but you do a flap before you land. I think I got a couple, but it will still take some work.

It made me want to dance all day every day. But um. I can’t afford that. YET. But the thing is, I share my room. And I was thinking of getting my own room when my lease runs out here.. but I would rather share my room and take dance class every week. And voice lessons every week. I’m always hanging out in the kitchen anyway. All I do in my room is sleep. So. I think I’ll share a room for a while.

“But James, what if you have a boy over?”

…then I’ll tell Kaylee to close her eyes. I’m just kidding. Right now, that really doesn’t seem like a problem for me. And I don’t  want to pay more money for the possibility of a boyfriend. And I think dance class makes me happy. I know dance class and voice lessons and acting class makes me happy. Those are things I can control. I work, I make money, I pay for dance class, I take dance class, I reap benefits of dance class: better technique, more winning and increased happiness. Where is the guarantee in a boyfriend?

I choose James.

Thanks, Miss Sara. I still have 3 more dance classes left on my card! For your info, I plan on taking jazz, modern and contemporary. … and ballet and tap and music theatre….

man, I’m gonna have to start hookering.

HAHA JUST KIDDING

…if I worked at a strip club, could I count that as “dance training” on my resume?

HAHA JUST KIDDING

..just…..kidding.

“You’re alright. There’s nothing wrong. Self-sufficience, please! And get to work. And if you complain once more, you’ll met an army of me.”
~”Army of Me” by Bjork

JAMES.

6. James Gets a Callback

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This one is going to be short.

I search for auditions on Backstage.com (which costs money; membership fee), and I search on Playbill.com (FREE!) So. I saw an audition for Little Women. I think I’m right for the part of Laurie. So. I followed the instructions, and I emailed my headshot/resume and asked for an audition appointment.

I received an email response yesterday saying they would like to see me for Laurie. They sent me the audition sides and a cutting of the song “Take a Chance On Me”. (Here it is, for those who are unfamiliar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txah1JmFOts ) If you know the story, Laurie sings this song to Jo.

So. It’s kind of a callback, though I never auditioned. It’s handled like a callback. It’s at a theatre called The Secret Theatre, which is in Long Island City which is REALLY close to where I live. Oh, and it says “professional pay”.

Naturally, I’m getting my hopes up. But alas, even if I don’t get the part, who cares, this blog is entitled “James Gets a Callback”. Which is what I’m SUPER excited for.

I also have another audition coming up: I have an appointment with Roxy Regional Theatre in November. Here is their season list:
I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change (musical)
The Winter’s Tale (Shakespeare)
The Red Badge of Courage (novel-turned-play)
Spring Awakening (musical)
Schoolhouse Rock, Live! (musical)
The Wedding Singer (musical)
Happy Days: a new musical (based on the TV show)

So. Here’s to hoping!

KEEP YOUR BUTTCHEEKS CROSSED!

JAMES.

5. Jamesy Gets a Manager

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OK. Let me first explain the difference between a manager and an agent:

A manager manages your career. They help plan what path you should take in order to reach a certain goal. They take 15% of your earnings. They help you get auditions by submitting your headshot/resume for roles they think you’d be right for. When they get you an audition, they will call afterwards to see how you fared in the audition. They also might ask why you didn’t get the role, which is extremely helpful.

An agent is pretty similar. But they only take 10%. You can have an agent and a manager. You usually end up shelling out 25% of all your earnings. It makes the most sense to have both an agent and a manager when you are a big deal.

For both of them, you remove your contact information from the top of your resume. So. I remove my phone number and email address and replace it with my manger’s. Make sensies?

Ok. So now for my story.

So. I went to school with David. He was two years ahead of me. We were friends, but we weren’t super close. He is represented now by Rochelle Shulman. My senior year, my graduating class came out to NYC to perform a senior showcase. (Singers, for the most part, sang two songs and did a monologue. Actors did two monologues.) We performed our showcase several times for several groups of people including agents, managers, casting directors. So. Rochelle Shulman was in one of those groups. And she asked David before the showcase, “Is there anyone I should watch out for?” And he gave her my name. SUPER nice, considering as how David had no obligations to me.

So. We did our showcase, and afterward I received her business card; I was told she was interested. So I called her when I got home to Wisconsin after the showcase trip. We talked, and she told me to call her when I moved to NY. That was in May, and I told her I wouldn’t be out there until late August.

So I arrived here on September 2, and I called her a week later. I sent her my headshot and resume.

…she couldn’t remember me.

(All the more proof that you should move out to NYC as soon as possible.)

So she asked for anything on YouTube. I sent her “Dispensable”, and thankfully, she liked it. We set up a meeting for me to sing for her:

Shelley: So are you free tomorrow at 11?
Me: Yes, I am.
Shelley: And can you sing for me?
Me:…yep.

(F! 11 am singing means that I have to wake up at 7 am and start vocalizing immediately)

Shelley: Great. Two contrasting songs. 32 bars.

So. I apologized to my current roommate, Kaylee, a million times. (We share a room. And the second my alarm clock went out, I was humming and lip-trilling.)

So I woke up at 7 in the morning and I SANGSANGSANG. I went into my kitchen, opened the window from the top, stood on a chair and vocalized out the window.

Listen, I don’t know physics very well, but in my mind, singing out the window was a great idea; I figured less sound would be bouncing around the apartment.

So I vocalized, yaddayaddayadda. Left the apartment for my audition.

I forgot to brush my teeth.

James, you nasty bitch.

Good thing I had tea.

I somehow convinced myself that scalding hot tea would disinfect my foul-ass mouth, and I moved on.

I arrived at her apartment, and we talked for a bit. She told me some improvements for my resume. (For example, she wanted me to put my vocal range on my resume. Like “Belt to ____, Falsetto to _____”. Just, fyi y’all.

She asked me what roles on the B’way I thought I could currently play. I told her. She agreed. She asked me to sing. I got up and sang. It went well. She was pleased. She wanted to sign me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

So then she said:

Shelley: Do you have any questions for me?
Me: No, not at this moment.
Shelley: Ok, well here are some questions you should have for me. You should ask me if I represent anyone like you.
Me: …do you?
Shelley: No. I don’t do that. I don’t think it’s fair. I only take on one type of each person. I have someone similar to you, but he is older and has a different vocal range.
Me: Ok.
Shelley: You should ask how many people I represent.
Me: …how many people do you represent?
Shelley: About 30 adults and 15 kids.

So. It went well. I told her I thought I was right for Book of Mormon and she totally agreed. YAHTZEE!

So. I signed. Now I have to get onto a website called http://www.actorsaccess.com because that’s where she does all her submitting and stuff.

Aaaaaaaaand I have a callback Thursday. But I’ll put that up in the next blog.

“Two kinds of people in this world: some say yes and some say no.”
~”Let It Sing” from Violet

JAMES.